January 2012
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December 2011
marshallwashere started following you
Oh, thanks for the follow! Kind of awesome to see an Eminem blog following me.
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heh
Was just playing Halo while listening to Dave Matthews Band
I felt like such a
fratboy
Nah, finishing the last level, the Maw on Legendary while listening to that… twas fun. Did the final battle in the reactor room while listening to DMB’s cover of “All Along the Watchtower” (such a good cover, god)
Plus I did the final Warthog run while “What You Are” was...
obama: i will now answer any questions. yes you, from fox news?
fox reporter: sir why is your dick hanging out the front of your pants
obama: do you like what you see?
A guy collects his own sperm throughout the year... →
terminallycapricious:
vouisluitton:
barrack-opendatbrama:
beatmesa:
As if we didn’t have enough problems with hoarding bodily fluids already.
It was 4chan in 2011.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
YOU LEGEND
YOU DISGUSTING, JIZZ-HOARDING LEGEND
oh yeah this guy
jesus christ
itmightbemycharm:
Nobody said it was easy
Oh...
“When people learn no tools of judgment and merely follow their hopes, the seeds...”
– [Stephen Jay Gould] (via skaterboytae)
“The best scientist is open to experience and begins with romance - the idea that...”
– Ray Bradbury (via ramblinbull)
enamoredwithroses:
My name is Sam Tyler. I had an accident and I woke up in 1973. Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time? Whatever’s happened, it’s like I’ve landed on a different planet. Now, maybe if I can work out the reason, I can get home.
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Gene Hunt: Now. Yesterday's shooting. The dealers are all so scared we're more likely to get Helen Keller to talk. The Paki in a coma's about as lively as Liberace's dick when he's looking at a naked woman, and all in all this investigation's going at the speed of a spastic in a magnet factory.
Gene Hunt: What?
Sam Tyler: Think you might have missed out the Jews
amongthesavages asked: Not that i know what you look like but you're just very awesome, thats all :D
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sethisafunnyguy.txt
I say:
fetishes and stuff, damn
kana says:
kinks and stuff, geez
I say:
bdsm and all that jazz, gosh
kana says:
dominance and that kind of thing,...
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seth explains the bases
well ysee becca, at first base ya get your first kiss
second base ya make like frencheys, its a bit more hit or miss
third base you get to to touch someone other then yo self
at fourth base you’ve had sex, some say its better then wealth!
piratenkoenigin:
remember how people were like “the alpha session is going to go way better!”
vivapinata:
hussie killing at the speed of light surrender now or prepare to die
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taylor-rayne:
American Pie by Don McLean
if...
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Undercover police cleared 'to have sex with... →
you-stay-i-go-no-following:
sinidentidades:
anticapitalist:
sanityscraps:
tellwiddit:
State-sanctioned rape by deception in the UK.
That’s fucking disgusting.
What the fuck is happening to the world?
geez UK and I thought you were cool
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just give me music that effects me strongly
it doesn’t even have to make me instantly break out smiling but thats a plus, just give me some music that resonates with me emotionally, or give me loud, strong, sweeping music that tells a STORY
hell give me a story to read, or some anectode from someone, THEIR story
give me jokes to tell, let me hear them, recieve and take joy
just making a...
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crissengard:
I don’t have missing e
Therefore I don’t know what’s going on
bassguy:
I love the Symphony of Science, and I...
Reblog with how many people you're following...
keishakips:
tempo-rary:
sam-calls-shotgun:
wecouldbesillylovesongs:
juggbuifa:
kyuubimonster:
britons:
followers: 1775
following: 510
follower: 203
following: 83
follower: 368
following: 290
Followers: 313
Following: 923
Followers: 866
Following: 1,392
i beat everybody here in following.
followers : 53
following : 243
follow is a weird word :U
Followers:...
doktorivan:
no why when people want to make things worst (eg adding the internet explorer logo and a pair of crocs to an image) do they add nic cage
hes
really good ive always appreciated nic cage you just
dont understand
